I waved down a taxi and got in. We made an abrupt U-turn and almost hit the curb but we just drove on as if it didn’t happen. I told the driver the destination. I was surprised that he didn’t ask for extra as most drivers do. I thought I was lucky.
The backseat smelt of LPG. I can barely breathe. It’s the same kind of gas you’d find in a typical household kitchen, except we weren’t frying bacon and eggs that morning — it made my head hurt.
I was running late. I was attending a friend’s wedding. It seemed obvious enough to the driver since I was wearing my oversized white barong with a boutonniere flower pinned on.
He asked me if I was one of the groom’s men. I said no. Then he asked me if I was already married. I told him that I was somewhere in between. He asked me what that means. I told him I’d tell him when I found out for myself. He stopped asking.
“You seem like a nice guy,” The driver started. “But you know what they say about nice guys.” He needed not to finish the line. I don’t know about me being a nice guy, but I know I’ve always finished last. I had no response. We beat a red light.
The sky was overcast and a little later there were some light rains that sprayed.
I wasn’t able to make it to the exchange of vows, I wasn’t able to make it to the church at all. But I was just in time for the opening of the bar. I liked my scotch dry. I liked it with water too. I ordered a round, and another, and another — it was like a well in a desolate desert more than a wedding reception.
There was a lady sitting next to me, I thought I knew her, but she reassured me that it wasn’t the case. We started talking, first about Bernie Sanders, and a lot of random things that I have already forgotten about.
She was alright. We slow danced to Death in Vegas’ Girls while expertly holding our cocktails. I thought it was perfect when they decided to tone down the lights. The indigo matched the mood.
“Do you believe in marriages?” She pulled her head back and waited for my answer as if it was a test of character.
“You’re the second stranger who asked me about marriage today. Well, I think of it as a retirement package.”
“Wait, what? Like living off on a pension and taking vacation trips on cruise ships?”
“Yes, all of that. But don’t forget about prostate cancer too.”
There was some laughter.
“But seriously, I think it’s a lot of work. And you reap the rewards long after —
I think I believe in the integrity of its commitment.” I retracted for a simpler answer.
“What do you do anyway?” She asked.
“I’m a writer.”
“They say writers are difficult to live with.”
“I guess, maybe you’re overly committed to what you do.”
“No. I think it’s because we’re poor.”
I went home alone as usual. I went out for a nightcap at a local nightclub. As I sat at the bar I thought about Santiago in Hemingway’s book. I thought about his fish and the lions walking on the beaches of Africa in his dreams. I thought about the great Joe DiMaggio and the great games he played. On how good he must have felt winning. And the prisms, in the day, and the reflection of the countless stars on the surface of the sea at night. I thought about a lot of things in between those thoughts. And when I snapped back, I wasn’t anymore in the mood for watching the girls on stage. But there I was, still inside the bar, still draining the well.
I checked my wallet and there was almost nothing there.
But I drank like how rich men do. I felt like Bukowski. I felt like an entire world inside of me existed.
I drank like a millionaire.